Blonde Puttanesca
As you learned when we made regular spaghetti all puttanesca, the rough translation here in colloquial English is “slut’s spaghetti” or “whore’s spaghetti”. Ahhhhh now this mind map makes a little more sense. The origin is on one hand related to the shelf stable nature of many of the ingredients (doesn't require a trip to the grocery store), but on the other speaks to the spicy, salty, tarty, nature of the flavors. So feast your eyes my favorite pros on the new and updated Blonde Puttanesca mind map!
Feathery chiffon blouse - this is timeless, reasonless and ageless!
PVC “liquid” trousers - or try these at a lower price point
Love these black strappy sandals
Over the knee gold boots on a fabbbb sale
Crystal embellished pink satin dress
Silver plated rhinestone hoops
Leopard print slingbacks - more great leopards at a better price here
Sexy flashtown trench coat - more good ones here, here and here
Crystal heart earrings - I love these for a bride!
Red velvet and ribbon platforms - would also be great at Christmas time
I love this gold coin necklace (imagine with a white t-shirt!)
Tied up white button down - love the structure - would be great with these Levi’s.
Black vegan leather skirt - another at a lower price point here
Bedazzled lipstick purse
Oversized snake earrings
Satin leopard wrap dress - I love love love this brand
Super fun rhinestone heart purse
Hot pink platforms - I have these and they make me smile
Rhinestone encrusted credit card bag - so tacky it’s good???
Tied up shirt dress - in all reality this would be great on vacation. I have it in the white. Here’s a cheaper white version.
“The bigger the O the bigger the ho” - these are the big gold hoops I swear by. They have nice backs and they are light but not cheapy.
Velvet and rhinestone platforms sent from heaven. More sizes here. Need a different price point? Try these black ones that I love, or the rhinestone version which I also love and adore.
Pearl drop earrings - I just influenced myself and added to my cart!
Legs candles at a dinner party would be incredible
Saucy jungly Versace candlesticks
Leopard dinner plates - I think these are actually pretty great for a holiday table
Bottom tablecloth - I love this because on a table you won’t be able to tell what it is. A “cheeky” joke.
Monster napkin rings - these are actually so cute
Bottom tray - serve drinks on this!
VVVV chic cocktail shaker
Vintage etched martini glasses
Naughty cocktail napkins - or try these “peek a boo” napkins orrrr peruse my fav site for vintage naps.
The trifecta of a prozzie’s make up (and ironically what I wear everyday): the best liquid eyeliner, the right shade red lipstick (red smile satin), V good mascara.