Basic Bitch Pumpkin Muffins

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Basic Bitch

Pumpkin Muffins

Basic Bitch Pumpkin Muffins

Makes 12 muffins  

1 cup all purp flour

1 cup coconut flour

2 heaped teaspoons baking powder

1 teaspoon baking soda

1 ¼ teaspoon salt 

2 ½ teaspoons cinnamon 

1 teaspoon pumpkin spice

1 teaspoon ground ginger

½ teaspoon turmeric 

¼ teaspoon nutmeg

1 very full cup pumpkin puree

½ cup apple sauce

1 teaspoon vanilla

3 eggs

2/3 cup light brown sugar

2/3 cup maple syrup 

1 stick unsalted butter

Heat oven to 350 and spray or line a muffin tin. Whisk together dry ingredients: flours, baking powder, soda and spices. In another bowl whisk together pumpkin, apple sauce, eggs, brown sugar and maple syrup until uniform. Melt the butter in the microwave and slowly add to wet mixture, whisking constantly so as not to cook the eggs. Little by little combine the wet ingredients into the dry. Divide across your muffin tins and bake for 22-27 mins or until your cute personalized toothpick you got on Etsy comes out clean. Enjoy warm curled up under a monogrammed blanket with a half caff oat milk latte in front of the warming glow of Below Deck Med.

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